I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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