She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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