thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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