So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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