I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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