You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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