Nicole vs. Life
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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