So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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