you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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