walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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