I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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