Your tits are I can't wait for
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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