Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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