Kiss
Puke
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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