Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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