Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
We are all done wearing pants today
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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