So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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