wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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