I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
we should paint friendship bongs
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