I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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