my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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