:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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