We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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