I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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