boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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