THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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