it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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