i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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