My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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