Why are handjobs necessary in class?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
ttyl tear gas
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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