Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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