apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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