dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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