How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
