why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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