Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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