are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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