yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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