so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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