I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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