Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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