so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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