matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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