playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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