I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
i out mim tonsoeep
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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