brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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