she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Let's paint friendship bongs
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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