Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
There r osticjed everywhere
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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