Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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