at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
