just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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