You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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