Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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