Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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