so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
